Twitter Updates for 2009-01-29
Why do kittens have to die? #
Nothing to see here, move along…
Why do kittens have to die? #
I’m sourcing Lexan sheeting in order to construct a touchscreen display to use in a Star Trek webseries. I may be a geek. #
I’m not going to waste my time, but you should feel free to waste yours. # Expect your coworkers to be intelligent and to succeed on their own, or hand-hold them and prevent them from developing self-sufficiency? # Hand-feeding little one pound kitten RCA: absolutely precious. Hand-feeding little one-and-a-half pound kitten Mo: painful and bloody.
Jesus didn’t walk on water; He created a bubble out of petrochemicals in the sea, desalinated the water still inside, and walked on that. # I just discovered when my cellphone battery is completely dead, it hangs up on whomever I’m on the phone with. #
@neilhimself Isn’t grooming yourself before the grooming people get there akin to cleaning your house before a maid arrives? # Writing my review is making me feel very frustrated. # How many hours do I have to wait after being told “she’ll call you back”? # Cardiff will be getting taken care of on Wednesday,
I feel no inclination to hurry into work. # Has Hunt’s Ketchup replaced Heinz for everyone? It’s a sad, sad day to buy a burger. # I don’t want to know if they make “Sorry you lost your job” cards. # Opening 412 instances of Notepad causes some performance issues. #
I probably shouldn’t use whether my ID works as proof of my continued employment. # It turns out that if your work email is lagged by over three hours, you miss out on a lot. # gci -r | ? { ! $_.Mode.Contains(‘d’) -and !$_.Mode.Contains(‘r’) } Returns a list of non-directory/non-read-only files. #powershell # Most
I presume too much from my coworkers. #
Giving me a Robosapien as a reward for good work is an obvious bribe. I’ll still take it, don’t get me wrong. # @wayzgoose Oooh. Is that team looking for devs? =] in reply to wayzgoose # @sgitw Same concept as American Chinese food — if you like Peruvian food and Chinese food, you’ll probably
At less than a pound in weight after ELEVEN WEEKS of live, RCA is still the easiest kitten to hold. She’s just the hardest to put down. # 4 hours is NOT enough warning that you’re going to be expected to give a demonstration. # I find the concept of a non-programmer discussing when he