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Everyone else I know got a spanking…

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Wednesday I committed genocide… Sorry about that, (-5000 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I gave a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I punched in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4640 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Nevyn522

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Filled under: Day-to-Day, Living By: Andrew Posted on: December 7, 2005 3 Comments »
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  1. Kirylin says:

    I seriously think I was the only person who got “nice” on that one!

    December 7, 2005 at 5:22 am
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  2. Andrew says:

    I got “nice” and a pony the next time I ran it.

    December 7, 2005 at 6:08 am
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  3. Mandrina says:

    You have been nice enough. :p

    December 9, 2005 at 6:25 am
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